to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation
My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...
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To be agitated by something only a female would do!
Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!
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When you're so sexually frustrated you can feel it in your pussy
After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous
Pubic hair surrounding the vagina.
She has thick vagitation.
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The quantity and quality of vagina at a party or location.
Aaron: This party is a total sausage fest.
Sam: yea, the vagitation is weak.
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Refers to the vagina and the general female genital area as a whole.
"Doctor, I am having an outbreak in my vagital area."
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Vagitation: 1. Any number of common physical manifestations of emotional disturbance seen most frequently in personality-disordered women; often misdiagnosed as restless leg syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome.
2. The withdrawal experienced in the absence of sufficient bumps-to-the-vag; horniness.
1. "Patient presents with unrelenting vagitation following the discontinuation of her Xanax."
2. "Well what did you expect, Frank? I've been vagitating since your back surgery; I had to get my vag bumped somewhere!"
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