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An intense, overwhelming desire to consume a Krispy Kreme doughnut, glazed, filled or otherwise
Dan: 'I could kill for a doughnut right now'
Jack: 'Omg me too, I have such a Krispy Kreme Kraving'
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When a male ejaculates in a female's face creating a glaze like a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
I was beatin' down this chick, pulled out, and straight Krispy Kremed her face.
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Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.
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To be the krispiest of them all, but with a K boi, if you are crispy with a C boi it makes me want to eat you- like a twix boi...mmm, i like dem bois dey crispy but not krispy
Brad: I AM ONE KRISPY MOTHER- I AM DAT KRISPY BOI
Hank: You ain't Krispy, you Crispy- i want to eat your butt.
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A feeble attempt at a prayer of a diet.
Joanna- "I'm so fat"
April- "To be honest, you really are fat"
Joanna- "I read about the Krispy Kreme Diet in the funnies yesterday, maybe it works"
April- "Ooooo, tastey and inginious!"
(4 weeks later, after a diet of 3 Krispy Kreme donuts daily)
Joanna- "I think this diet is working! My scale says ERR, which i think stands for something good"
(Joanna's brother David overhears the conversation)
David- "No, it means error because you're so fat the scale can't handle the load upon it"
Joanna- "You're just mad because i ate your box of twinkies"
David- "Wow, that makes you even fatter, fatty."
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Derived from the greek words: Krispy: so clean and flossy. Kreme: lookin' like they have lots of dough. And Gangsta: keepin it real.
someone who keeps it so Krispy, they never wear the same clothes twice. Not only do they keep it real gangsta, but they look real smooth doing it.
I met that dude Joenutz last night, he crossed me as being a Krispy Kreme Gangsta
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Money, in any form. It was first used on the tv show Family Guy, but has since been adopted to a degree and can be used.
Give me my rice krispie treats already, you've owed me $50 for about a month now.
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