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It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up
Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.
Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.
That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.
When you take a shit in someones deer blind because they took your huntin spot
They call me the shit sniper because i shit in thagt dudes pop up blind that sat in my spot.
Dure linkse tranen van linkse groene kechies.
Hé linkse hoer, ik wil geen ecologische linkse shit eten. zei Ziggy
When an event or something is going to reach an exciting climax.
Lad 1: Hey you watching the game
Lad A: Yeah this Shits going to get tasty
Lad 1: I know i cant wait
when you have small feeling when your tummy aches and then when you go to shit only tiny white chunks come out.
not cum
aw dang it my stomach hurts *white shit comes out*