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National hug your pet day will be on Christmas like it or not
I wanna give my pet a hug on give your pet a hug day
Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!
Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!
Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!
Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..
On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.
"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"
The act of inserting a waffle cone into the urethra, or the act of dripping ice cream into your urethra through a waffle cone.
Jared: Hey Deliliah, you want to try something different tonight?
Delilah: If you're okay with it, we could try baskin your robin. All I have is a waffle cone.
Jared: GO SLOW THIS ITME CUNT: MY DICK GOT FROSTBITE LAST WEEKEND?
Delilah: It's melting quickly, we better start soon, right here, right now.
Jared: OwO ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".
"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."
"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"
"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."
Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."