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Paul Bunyan

It is where you and your partner have anal sex, in the middle of anal sex take a shit while he is still in there.

"Haha i gave my boyfriend a Paul Bunyan last night, that will teach him to wait til after my period."

by WhothefkRu June 16, 2011

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Paul Davis Griffin

Paul Davis Griffin is an amazingly hilarious YouTuber. He has his own channel, PaulDavisGriffin

and is sometimes seen on Drew Malino's channel, DrewMalino

They are both awesome.

Hey man, wazopalo???
Nothing much, just watching Paul Davis Griffin videos! He's so funny I'm PEEING

by Wazopaloid2222 January 15, 2013


Logan Paul Sneeze

Logan's stupid fucking excuse to lose a boxing match to KSI

KSI : yo i won bruh

Logan : nigga i sneezed 3 times this morning

logan paul sneeze

by JahsehOompaLoompa November 13, 2019

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St Paul’s academy

A school in south east London ran by some shithead known as miss malone. The place it toxic and by the time you’re done with it, you’d be even dumber.

Bob:What school do yu go?

John:St paul’s academy

Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣

Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe

John: you man are just being dickheads

Bob: how?

Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school

Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂

John: you man are just waffling now

by My name Jeff 🥴 August 27, 2019


Asian Jake Paul

An absolutely savage metaphorical name for YouTube star Brian Quang Le, a.k.a "Ricegum" created by iDubbbzTV.

It is, also, and undoubtedly, the name of one of the most savage diss tracks created by a YouTube personality (iDubbbzTV).

Asian Jake Paul - iDubbbzTV (feat. Boyinaband)

Talk like you eating some paste, ayy.
Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy.
Say to your audience face, ayy.
How Jacob Sartorius tastes.

by TheSpeedOfLight October 24, 2017

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John Paul Jones

The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.

"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).

by Rob L. October 22, 2004

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Jake Paul Disease

A disease.

Common, over 500,000 cases a year.

Disease is either spread by 12 year old Jake Paul fans or by watching one of Jake Paul's videos.

Disease can be treated but not cured.

Signs that you have this common disease:

1. You are addicted to watching Jake Paul's videos.

2. Your wardrobe consists of Jake Paul merchandise only.

3. You sing Jake Paul's songs.

If you think, or have this disease, please go to the emergency room immediately.

Doctor: I am afraid to tell you that you have Jake Paul Disease.

Patient: Doctor, can this disease be cured?

Doctor: I am afraid not, it is a life-lasting disease.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by meknowuuknowme November 24, 2017

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