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Drunk clown's mouth

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

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sex in my mouth

When you eat a sandwich that is so good, that the experience is as good as, or better than, sex.

This sandwich is so good, I think I just had sex in my mouth.

by Ham bag September 6, 2006

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party in my mouth

1)a good feeling in your mouth
(a reference to a Simpson's episode when Ken Griffey Jr. tries Mr. Burns nerve tonic)

1)It's like theres a party in my mouth and everyone's invited!

by jonnnnnnnnnny July 21, 2006

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ass to mouth conversion

This person is a fucking idiot because A: this is retarded and B: ass to mouth is for when you're fucking a whore in the ass & slam your dick down her throat right after.

Methane isn't converted to carbon dioxide because CO2 is the byproduct of aerobic respiration, which involves OXYGYEN not METHANE you stupid ass fuck. ass to mouth conversion, ha.

by butt_dog November 16, 2006

82๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sarah Palin's mouth

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

by ChuckChaser69 May 14, 2011

31๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


take a shot in the mouth

to allow someone to ejaculate in your mouth

"If it'll get me a couple of hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth." (from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back")

by BlueAir September 14, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


whose in my mouth

a sex game where the girls are blindfolded and they have to guess whose penis is in their mouth.

yo danielle and jamie played whose in my mouth lastnight and jamie guessed everyone right

by the assassin07 November 19, 2007

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