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A show that is commonly called "not funny anymore" by people who haven't seen a new episode in six years.
Saturday Night Live is just as funny now as it has ever been, just because you don't recognize the actors doesn't mean its not as good. If you actually WATCHED the new ones you'd know that.
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Friday Night Movie (Chinese Style) is when a chinese man asks a girl on a date, when they finish he rents a movie (must be a DVD) they sit and watch it. When it finishes he moves in for the kill (a shag). However, after he applies the condom he sticks his penis inthe hole of the DVD he rented then fucks her with his cock still in the DVD hole.
Mr Lee gave Miss Wong a Friday Night Movie
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A game where a shit ton of shitty shitting robots that shit all over your shit covered shit body while they shitting rape you to a shitty shit death full of shit. I shitting love it. It's the shitting best shitting horror game ever. And it will make you shit your shit covered shitty pants.
Person : AHHHHHHHH!!! FOXY GOT ME!
Person 2 : I think you shit your pants...
Person : Oh yeah... That happens alot while playing this Five Nights at Freddy's...
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A weekend night which u cannot go out due to unforseen circumstances...so instead of wasting your night indoors you do pushups or sumthing else productive...still not fun but at least the nights not wasted all together
I wrote this definition on a push up night cuss people at my skool suck at making plans...but its all good ill be the buffest son of a bitch you ever seen if my weekends keep going like this
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Newgrounds brand new love child. It's Parrapa the Rapper without the dog fucking a flower. It's Dance Dance Revolution but you break finger rather than your feet. You play as the Boyfriend (retards call him Keith) as he rap battles ex Rockstar parents, Sr Pelos Skid and Pump from his spooky month videos he post every October. A lemon demon!? And Pico, newgrounds beloved mascot who killed a bear, genetic clones, a ninja, a Mohawk kid, a kid with telekinesis powers and goth girl with a dick!? It's a pretty fun game tho.
P1:"I like Friday night Funkin."
P2: " Ok I dare you to play week 4 on hard mode!"
P1: ._."
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A indie band from Yorkshire, UK.
Current members are George Craig -vocals & guitar - (also a Burberry model), James Craig -drums- , Daniel Pankin -keyboard-, Mark Hayton -guitar- and Jack Sails -bass-.
-Hey do you know the band One Night Only?
-The one with George Craig?
-YUS that one!
-Yeah! It's awesome.
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A girl that you only call or booty call on Tuesday nights, to chill with or fuck, when nothing else is going on. Opposite of a Friday night girl. Usually more clingy and less attractive than a Friday night girl, but she puts out and mostly keeps quiet about it.
"Sarah isn't as attractive as Jessica so she is my Tuesday Night Girl."
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