Fish Biscuits

A vagina that is so dirty that it smells like fish but has enough yeast to make biscuits and gravy.

Damn, that bitch got a a fish biscuits!

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flay a fish

Typically used by a sportsman who doesn't enunciate to describe the process of filleting a fish. "Fillet," from the French word filet /filɛ/ meaning a strip or thread, is the flesh of a fish which has been cut or sliced away from the bone by cutting lengthwise along one side of the fish parallel to the backbone.

Hey YOUgene, you wanna flay a fish after we have our way with these goats?!

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sketchy fish

when a situation is sketchy put your hands around your face like whiskers and wiggle them around while repeating "sketchy fish sketchy fish". much like the awkward turtle

When I saw the men standing around my house, I turned to my friend and made the sketchy fish.

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Anti-fish

A person with an inability to consume alcohol at a fast rate.

Oh my god...look at that fucking anti-fish, he can't drink for shit!

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Watering the Fish

When one continues to comment on said joke after the jokes humor expired a while before

-trying to keep the joke alive, similarly to trying to keep a fish alive by watering it

some seem to possess higher strengths of this quality than others...

*Joke is made*
*Acceptable laughter is made*
*Laughter dies down*
One person: 'HAHAHAHAHA!!! And then he...AHAHAHAHA!!! And if you...AHAHAHHA! And then...ahhhhh, fun ti--'
Someone else: 'Shutup. Watering the fish man'
*Silence as remaining group try to gather mixed emotions on the situation and understand said person's unwanted ability to water the fish*

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Gay Fishing

A game in which you sit on your seat (best done with one with wheels) and using a belt, rope or any object with considerable length and throwing it to the next person of the same sex and reeling them in. Object of the game is to reel them in as quickly as possible without the teacher/boss realising they are on the other side of the classroom/office.

Janie "Oy Alan you want a game of Gay Fishing?"
Alan "Sure!"

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turd fishing

Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.

Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.

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