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The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
To palm someone’s head like a basketball
“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
Fatass texan that is bad at CoD
Michael Muse is bad at CoD and smells like shit.
Michael Paul he wants to use the native people so he can go ahead and be strong
the sexiest man on the planet. Used to play in a band and secretly still wants to be a super star.
You are obliged to love him <3
Zamn zaddy, that Michael Molkentin guy is hawt
(Based off "The Office Downsizing Game") This term refers to the workplace, may refer to someone who is:
A. A subordinate or B. Someone looking for promotion whose bosses are not looking at promoting
Both are members of this group!
I don't think my bosses will ever promote me, as long as I'm working here I'm on Team Michael.
the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.
“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing”