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Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.

Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

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Conservative Party

The second biggest political party in the UK. Has a right wing stance (think more moderate republicans). The party is slowly in a spiral of decline after an 18 year stint in power under the reigns of Maggie Thatcher and John Major.
The party has a reputation for being made up of solely boring middle aged men from priveledged backgrounds. This is statistically pretty true. The Conservatives are heavily supported by the tabloid that likes to think it is a serious newspaper: the Daily Mail which is mostly read by grey haired women that spend most of their time tending their middle class rosebeds and discussing the decadence of young people these days.
Above everything else the Conservatives believe that society is in decline and hark back to a nonexistant era when nuclear famalies and "respect for elders" existed.

Conservative Daily Mail reader A:Thank goodness for the Conservative Party! Those immigrants get on my euphemised body parts! When I was a girl we worked 25 hours a day and were beaten about the head with a brick if we were good! Now these immigrants have the audacity to take all the jobs people like me think they are too good for!

Conservative Daily Mail Reader B:It disgusts me that these people can come here without being a white prejudiced houswife just like me!

by Boylio October 26, 2005

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conservative democrat

A democrat with conservative social/economic values. Often referred to as blue dog democrat. Found in rural south and Mountain West.

John Barrow is such a conservative democrat,why doesn't he just switch parties?

by johnnyboy372 July 7, 2014

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Conservative SJW

A Conservative SJW is a conservative version of an SJW, a social justice warrior. Rather than fighting for ideologies related to LGBT rights, women's rights, minorities, etc, the Conservative SJW will fight for a white, Christian, male's rights, and fight against other people on internet forums about how white Christian males are being oppressed by society.

Often times, they will fight for subjects that they are not knowledgeable in, and will fight tooth and nail on internet forums for the sake of making themselves try to look more reputable. A Conservative SJW may not believe strongly in the subjects that they are arguing about, or even care about the subject at all - They are there to start drama where there is no drama to begin with.

#1: A Conservative SJW on an internet forum gets offended when a subject such as LGBT rights is being discussed, since LGBT rights goes against their Christian beliefs. A Conservative SJW can also get offended when there is a subject online about minorities, since minorities typically do not include white people. A Conservative SJW can also get offended when there is a subject regarding women, since women are not males.

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Commenter on an internet forum: "Have you heard about this issue about women's rights?"

Conservative SJW: "Oh my god, why do women need more rights? They have equal rights to us, and shouldn't get any more rights! This is misandry!"

by Tip C. Phun January 18, 2018

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social conservative

one who believes in principle in general government regulation of people's personal freedom, often as a result of their religious beliefs

Social conservatives tend to be against abortion, gay marriage, embryonic stem cell research, physician assisted suicide, gun control and affirmative action and for prayer in public schools, capital punishment and supporting Israel.

by rustyshackleford December 11, 2007

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Neo-conservative

To belong to a doctrine or group that suggests it is okay to use force to tactically aquired every resource on the planet either through a client state system or direct rule. Fringe groups (normally Christians) and secrective inner circles also believe that it is Americas divine right to do this.

Tend to explain their actions by praying on the fears and ignorance of a large portion of the masses.

Neo-con think tanks are known for their logical buisness like thinking, forgetting the fact they also come up with social policies too.

Neo-conservatives got elected into the Whitehouse because Americans are too stupid to vote for arguements against them.

by Arthur October 5, 2003

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compassionate conservative

A conservative who wants to get more votes from liberals. Read: oxymoron.

No examples, none exist.

by liberal July 24, 2003

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