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Slang for taking a shit, with no reference to any specific person. A dave is smooth and satisfying, especially after a long night out with some of the boys.
"Phwoar, I tell you what, that's a banging barbecue you have there. Excuse me, I'm just off to take a dave."
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A useless coworker that spends more time and energy trying to avoid work than he would working. Specializes in white women (fat, gross white women). Poor swimmer.
I gotta take a Dave.
Dave was my partner so I had to do all the work myself.
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Daves are commonly known as the rare species of man/girl see origins of mangina also known for the moronic beheviour and love for pancakes.
also do not bring up "diggers" around daves as they will bitch and wine
!fun fact! dave's usualy arent very good at anything at all surprisingly there rather talented at giving head just dont ask him to swallow.
TheNinja00 is a famous example of all the above
Dave - TheNinja00 this one time at band camp he sucked off the entire male audience
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A vagina that has not been shaved for a week. Resembling a man named dave who has been fired from work and grows out his stubble.
I didn't fuck because I had a total dave.
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Slang term for Ketamine (in Bristol, UK)
Anyone got any Dave? What 15? Nah mate, tenner right.
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To dave something is to change the topic when you have nothing else to say. It's signified by announcing "DAVED."
What were we talking about, I dunno. let's dave it. DAVED.
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The overly fat guy in the room in a public place. Upon seeing said Dave, your friends will be made aware of the situation when you yell DAVE! loudly.
Dave! Dave!....Dave!
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