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super sexy, swaggerific, freshh, fly, amazingest dinosaur to ever walk the Earth
Girl: That guy is so sexy!
Girl 2: That's a grahamasaurus rex!
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Someone who has been historically and classically a cunt (C U Next Tuesday). The amount of bitchedgry that comes out of this person is comparable to the size of the tyrannosaurus rex. And thier attitude needs to be extinct like a T=rex as well.
Can also refer to a BDB (big dumb bitch) with thunder thighs.
Summary: A large cunt
Stop being a cuntisaurus rex and get the fuck out.
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Literally translates to "King Oedipus."
A greek tragedy from the greats. The story of a king whose fate is to kill his father and marry his mother.
Yes, those are true, but Oedipus Rex is more widely known as the controversial passage of famous Doors song The End.
Oedipus Rex
Song:
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on.
He took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall.
First he went into the room where his sister lived, and then he paid a visit to his brother, and then he walked on down the hall.
And he came to a door, and he looked inside. Father? Yes, son? I want to kill you. Mother? I want to F*CK YOU!!!
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A beast with the world's largest 5 inch penis. It should be noted that the 5 inches is in reference to the radius of the penis. When erect, it can extend up to 15 kilometers in length.
The word "Penis-" is the latin word for "Tail" and the term "rex" is also from the latin word "king". Hence "Penis King"
Kingdom - Anamalia
Phylum - Chordata
Class - Mammalia
Order - Penisauria
Family - Penisauridae
Genus - Penisaurus
Penisaurus rex is often abbreviated to P-Rex. The P-Rex is often synonymous with the word AVBP.
The most common prey for the Penisaurus rex is the Danfag
In some cultures, the P-Rex is referred to as "Moosa, the beast with the 2.5 ton AVBP". It sometimes suffers from back problems.
The Penisaurus rex used its AVBP to crush the Danfag
Johnny is the Penisaurus rex.
Occasionally, the Penisaurus rex would suffer from Penisclerosis and would get a 28 hour erection.
When the P-Rex caught a case of Penisclerosis, it used its AVBP to smack Danfags across the face.
People worship the Penisaurus rex by repeatedly chanting "Moosa-Bhai!! Moosa-Bhai!!"
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The combination of twat + cunt + my favorite dinosaur.
Oh great, the fucking Twuntasaurus Rex showed up for work today...gonna be a long one.
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This tyrannical creature exists in the USA. Its eating habits are hard-working Americans. The Obamasaurus hunts by hiding behind skinny, non-fruit bearing trees, called Polosis. Most of its prey laugh and state, "I see you there." However, the Rex has another trick up its sleeve. It offers them beer and lures them to his lair. At this point the Obamasaurus states; "Yeah, I am black...kind of, but how do you like me now?" This puts the prey in a state of confusion as they wander to their homes and find out that the Mexican Toothed Tiger has destroyed their habitat. Now the prey lies weak under the definitely fruity tree, the Cocobiden. This tree drops large seeds called Hilaryclintonhasnuts. After knocking the prey out, these Hilaryclintonhasnuts try to grow. They can't. They need to be fertilized by the BillClintonbangsfatties. It is said that if fertilization would occur an extremely ugly creature called the Chelsealookslikeahamster would kill them. Unfortunately the poor, homeless prey die.
Scientists have found little evidence of the origins of Obamasaurus.Scientists have theorized the traces back to the Middle East, Hawaii, and possibly Uranus. To survive the Rex, one must state, "I never saw you flying on the Terradactile around the statue of liberty for a photo op," while hiding the American Flag until further notice. The prophecy is that in 2012 three large meteors, "Life," "Liberty," and the "Pursuit of Happiness," will hit the earth destroying the Obamasaurus.
I pledge allegiance to the flag....oh my god! Run! It is the Obamasaurus Rex!
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The mother of all skeets, view skeet . A skeet so big that the testicles fall from the body due to a lack of life in them. The reciever of the skeet will become pregnant no matter what oriface the skeet enters. All life was ejected from the testes and entered the receiver.
"Girl, I got pregnant from some trick who pulled a blasted on me. It was a Skeetasaurus Rex."
"Argh, me balls fell off"
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