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the spot between the twat and the shitter
When my penis fell out I rammed her in the twitter and bent it in half.
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Of a lady. The bit of skin between the twat and the shitter. More commonly known as the barse (males). Just like the utterly useless social networking site, this is an utterly useless area of the body.
Higher.... Higher..... for christ sake higher your still licking my twitter!
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A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.
see also Facebook status
Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.
Man 2: No, and I never will.
Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!
Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.
Man 1: ...
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It is something that only females have, it's the bit between the twat and the shitter.
Ooooh she slipped off her bike seat and bumped her twitter on the handlebar.
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A MySpace ripoff piece of shit website that is always useless!
Man 1: Hey, get twitter. It's AWESOME!
Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay!
Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay!
Man 2: It is gay! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter.
Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too!
Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual!
Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings!
Man 3: Well, I just did!
Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!
Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate!
Man 2: Yeah!
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Female perineum; that area of the anatomy between the twat and the shitter
Stop Tony, your not even in... your only just touching my twitter, from The Diaries of Cherie Blair
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A stupid website to learn exciting gossip about your favorite and least favorite stars.
Girl 1: I just heard that Miley Cyrus is a total whore
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Twitter.
Girl 2: Well we already knew that.
Person 1: So Ashton was like thats not fly man and then perez totally dissed him by being like--
Person 2: wait, how do you know this?
Person 1: Why, I stalk people on twitter of course!
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