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Handsome young man, but killed 17 people.
Serious definition: A young man who opened fire at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida on February 14th, 2018. He killed 17 people and injured 17 others.
Person 1: Do you know who Nikolas Cruz is?
Person 2: Isn't that that kid who killed 17 people?
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The opposite of a Blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed, a.k.a. ass eatin out, while taking a piss
I had to take a piss while I was bangin her in the bathroom, so I made her give me a Cruz Bustamante
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One of the new characters in Cars 3, voiced by Cristela Alonzo. She was originally Lightning McQueen's trainer when he went to the Rusteze Training Center to train for the Florida 500. She trained McQueen with a workout song, a treadmill and a simulator. She even went as far as to train McQueen at Fireball Beach, with some speed run practices.
Later on in the film, she has to take over from Lightning McQueen and finish the Florida 500 for McQueen. This would then kickstart her move from being a trainer to a big-time racer.
"Use that!"
- Cruz Ramirez, Cars 3 (2017)
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Verb, activity: taking leave of a situation that one has no actionable control or authority over in order to avoid the hardship of the situation.
Derivation: taken from the name of Texas' Senator Ted Cruz, who made headlines by taking an impromptu trip to Mexico instead of sticking out the nationwide blizzard of February '21, which affected every state except Hawaii and Florida. Florida maintains that Florida Man held off the storm with an icy glare that cancelled out the warm front that might've otherwise collided with the storm, and hurled it southward.
It is a big warehouse, but there's a whole lot of code violations that I don't feel like taking on. I think I'm gonna take a Cruz on that offer.
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a person who bumbles thru life going from fuck up to fuck up without realizing.
other meanings may occur when they are the person required to take responsibility but is no where to be found!
my uncle, he's such a ted-cruz...
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Verb. When you defecate liquid poo so hard into a seated toilet so hard, the resulting splash covers both of your cheeks and sullies the back of your shirt. The experience is extremely unpleasant and aptly named after a notoriously unpleasant US Senator from Texas.
Bro, after eating one and a half chipotle burritos and chasing them down with four shots of espresso, I Ted Cruzed my girlfriend's toilet and had to throw away my favorite button down shirt.
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This is the world's and universe's most perfect girl. If some want to say there is no such thing as perfect then this is the closest to perfect there ever was. This girl is sweet, understanding, honest, loyal, the prettiest, the most beautiful, and so on. This girl is someone you don't need to worry about them cheating on you, you don't need to worry about them not liking you for the person you are. They are perfect and everything a guy wants in a girl/woman as their girlfriend and wife. They have no flaws whatsoever and if they think they do their love will look right past them and see them as another reason why he crushes on her so much.
Person 1: whats your girlfriend's name again?
Person 2: Valerie Cruz
Person: Damnn so you got the world's perfect girl huh?
Person:2 yeah.
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