mental disorder

The act of thinking there are more than two genders.

Idiot: "Tumblr invented a new gender called vapeogender! Basically when I'm exposed my gender turns to smoke!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"

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Eating Disorder

1: Eating more than daily levels
2: Eating less than daily levels

1: Gluttony
2: Bulimia
that's Eating disorder fer u

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The SMB disorder

When your girl friend acts like best friends to people she barely knows.

Wow! That girl said she loved me, she must have "the SMB disorder.

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brain disorder

the act of being retarded

ur r brain disorder

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personality disorder

What Bobby Knight has.

Bobby Knight hasn't had his Tropicana today. He is in a bad-ass mood today.

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Anxiety Disorder

A mental illness that is self-diagnosed by Gen Z and later Millennials because they got scared about doing something once. They believe the cure for this is by staying glued to your smartphone for 96% of your day which does nothing but absolutely deteriorate your social skills, resulting in you being horrified of going to a public place because “oh no, there’s people there!!!”
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.

If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.

Do you want to come to the park?

“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”

Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.

“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH

ME :(“

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Nurmagomedov disorder

A disorder attributed to proper number 12. Symptoms include blue lips, hiding behind girls and cowarding. Nurmagomedov disorder has early onset’s, triggers for this disorder are, Dolly’s and tour buses, other triggers may be Irish people.

Oh no! Look at that fairy, he is doing a Nurmagomedov! he seems to suffer with Nurmagomedov disorder.

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