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what you get when you wake up sick in the morning, paranoid that you may have somehow contracted swine flu, although your condition is actually just a hangover from drinking too much wine, beer, or liquor the night before
You: "Oh, man, I'm not feeling very good. I hope I haven't gotten swine flu."
Friend: "Shut up, dude. You drank a ton last night. It's just wine flu. Calm down."
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Like the Bird Flu, but with a pig.
Do you have the Bird Flu?
No niggah, I got the Swine Flu.
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A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.
1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.
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When you drink so much you throw up, you have the Michigan flu.
Last night I partied so hard, I totally caught the Michigan flu.
You're one drink away from the Michigan flu.
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Redditors who believe the Coronavirus crisis is "Just Flu, bro" and that the world is overreacting to the deadly pandemic. They generally believe in the Iceberg theory that the majority of people are infected already, and that herd immunity is just around the corner, and want lockdown to end now, as they put the economy ahead of lives. Tends to be Trump supporters and right-wingers.
Hershie23: With how the disease has spread and the limited testing, there can be little doubt that the numbers of people infected are far higher than reported, and thus the rates of mortality much lower; unless everyone is tested before the removal of any lockdown measures then this number will only grow and, again, the herd immunity slowly begins to build.
Woke person: You are just one of the flu bros.
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The symptom one may have that leads to a Dr. visit where you then learn you are HIV positive.
Tommy: Dude I'm feeling like shit, I don't know what it is...
Mark: What'd you eat? Maybe it's food-poisoning...
Tommy: Nothin' out of the norm. Just a bagel and and a big slam filled with my own urine...
Mark: Did you wear a rubber with that Cambodian hooker last weekend?
Tommy: No. Why would I?
Mark: Dude, you may have the queer flu! You might want to get checked.
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The feeling of fever, chills, fatigue and general sloth after receiving the second dose of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.
"How you feeling?"
"Pretty awful, I got my second shot last night and now I have the Moderna flu."
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