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weasel tits

Droopy, saggy breasts that resemble a weasle.

Often times they are seen on "hippy" or "alternative" women that do not wear a bra in a rediculous attempt to end sexism. The lack of support results in drooping tits, and thus, weasel tits.

Dude, that crazy hippy girl has some serious weasel tits, those things are down to her stomach.

by Mr. Vice President October 10, 2007

48πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


waxing the weasel

Masturbation.

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.

by tradesman April 4, 2003

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cock-weasel

A person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.

The new spokesperson for the company is a real cock-weasel.

by oh, that guy January 17, 2009

22πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


drain the weasel

To take a piss (male).

John rises.
Steve: Where you off to? You better not be standing me up for some tidy piece.
John: Nah mate, calm down, this is my 17th pint of Hoffmeister I've got to go and drain the weasel.

by juicystargirl August 7, 2006

31πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


feasible weasel

Forum poster who mostly confuses readers with obtuse and labyrinthine monologues that contain oddly misinformed takes on musical genres and stylings.

Feasible weasel said: dubstep has so many different styles ur confusing dark and hard.its an underground music,who wants to make cross over stuff? cross over means u want to make pop music.i wish it had devil chanting and the sounds of people dying Cool

by Another Dubstepforum User December 29, 2007

32πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Crap Weasel

Any worthless induvidual who tries to steal credit for someone else's work; also someone who tries to pass blame on others.

J.T. erwin is a fucking crap weasel; he got a letter jacket for being towel boy on the basketball team.

by Vivcious Gandhi May 24, 2003

116πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


piss weasel

Plain & simple: another name for the penis.

{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}

As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the β€œ{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with β€œR", rhymes with β€œwrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with β€œW" and ends with β€œT", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.

by Telephony January 28, 2016

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž