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expression to describe extreme ugliness.
my missus is so ugly she makes onions cry.
n. an ass so nice it makes you want to cry; see also onion booty
Did you see the onion ass on that hottie? Damn!!!
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When you sprinkle bread crumbs on a sweaty asshole and then you proceed to fuck them in the ass. The result is the scent of onion rings coming from the asshole.
Last night, my girlfriend asked me if I would like to do the onion ring!
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A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.
Gross! Sammy just let out an onion fart!
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1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.
Antonym: stab it with a paring knife
Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.
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The most beautiful ass known to mankind. So nice that it will in fact make a grown man cry.
When i saw them onion buns it brought a tear to my eye.
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(noun) -A slang term for an older, well used, filthy fuck-hole on an angry bitch from the South. It derives from two parts. 1) Raw. A cunt hole stretched to the point of bleeding. and 2) Onion. The fermented fish-filth that waters your eyes like an onion.
Gertrude is a bitch living in the South. Upon masturbating with a lumber 2x4 and shoving it into her bleeding, cavernous cuntmuffin, the lumber warped and immediately turned brown. Jerry, her fucked in the head hillbilly neighbor, caught a quick glimpse of her disgusting Raw Onion and began to vomit.
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