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An army term meaning promotion to a higher position after a senior employee screwed up an assignment. The rest of his career will be served with no more damage. Can be used by any large bureaucracy, but less so by corporations. Read the Peter Principle where an employee is promoted to his highest level of incompetence.
The minister responsible for the African "Ground Nut Scheme" boondoggle during the 1950s was given a promotion and a title. His new position required no real work, it was a classic case of fuck up move up.
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Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!
A common term a hardcore 2nd Amendment Supporter will tell Anti-Gunners that want to confiscate guns.
Usually, these lefty's want government goons like the Alcohol, Tobacoo, Firearms and Explosives or known as the ATF to confiscate your guns instead of themselves as they are cowards.
Lefty: You don't need your AR-15. We're coming for them.
Average Gun Owner: You gonna come get them yourself? Stack Up or Shut Up!
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A term used when a young white male in his lower teenage years tells his dog to up-up, or jump/climb on a bed/etc while on the phone with a friend. An "up-up" is considered blackalicious if the friend on the phone and the young male have some sort of "inside joke," or joke between the two of them, and then on the friend's speed-dial of their phone they put the young male as "Blackalicious Up-up"
Young white male:Up-up {dog}!
friend: Up-up what the f*** is that?
y.w.m.: Up-up! Im telling my dog to jump up!
friend: Oh ok what's you number.
y.w.m.: {tells number}.
friend: OK I'm putting you in my speed dial as "blackalicious up-up".
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I put up the picture of you diddling yourself; the whole internet has seen it now.
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to be muttered directly after a sweet comeback.
you: are you really gonna wear that?
me: yeah. it's better than that frumpy-ass clown suit you got on. WHAT UP SHUT UP!
you: damn you got me good.
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The instantaneous "break-up" that occurs between two people the day after "getting together." This normally unspoken end occurs between people who have been "prom dating" or who have just engaged in a one night stand. This breakup is normally entirely mutual and amicable.
Could also refer to a rather malicious end initiated by one person to a brief, one night romance.
Person 1: Hey, what happened with that Alice girl last night?
Person 2: Eh, we had fun, but it ended with a wake-up break-up
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