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When you get spiked at a gig lose your phone and become compus mentus with the spunk of 5 guys dribbling out
Whose dude I was violated last night I think I was Handy Andy 5 d
literally god. suffering from a broken back from singlehandedly carrying tik tok. the only tik tok account to exist.
despite the username, will probably ironically drop out from the broadcast journalism program
omg have you seen the new post from channel.5.news? it’s the best thing i’ve ever seen!
The day Ravitar the Great donned the cap and gown, emerging from the hallowed halls of academia armed with an English major, it's a day to savour, an ode to her Highness's literary prowess. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare!
Upon September 5, 2023, mark thy calendars, for it shall be a day of mirth and wisdom, the grandest ode to the art of English!
A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
When you have no idea if someone wants to give you a hand shake, hug you, or give you a high 5. Usually ends extremely awkwardly.
Aww shit, I just had a Hand Hug 5 moment
When you are in between houses and you are living in a motel/hotel, its called a five day apartment. Not to be confused with vacationing in a motel/hotel, Five Day Apartment applies only to when you live in a hotel/motel without a real home to return to. NOTE: Five Day Apartment applies to any period of time, from one night to months on end.
I moved out of my house, but I can't move into my new place for a few weeks. I guess I'll rent a 5 day apartment.