Sandwich Secondary School

The best of 2 high schools in LaSalle, filled with rich white bitches and whores. As well as dumb ass stoners.

Jim: Hey I go to Sandwich Secondary School.
Bob: Oh so you’re a whore?

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ice cream sandwich

1: literally my favorite dessert involving ice cream placed between two cookies or wafers! that's it! nothing inappropriate!!

My friend: Hey i brought some ice cream sandwiches from the store!
Me: Oh, thanks! What flavor?
My friend: Vanilla!
Me: OMG YES

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I'll have a sandwich

When a conversation is going on around you that you don't quite understand or care about. Then someone asks for your fucking opinion.
BACKSTORY: An old lady is calling out 'nurse! nurse!' for fucking ages at a retirement home, which causes an old man to wake up and groggily say, "Huh what? Yeah i'll have a sandwich..." then fall back asleep.

University Lecturer: ...and that's why the principle states, in regards to microeconomics, that demand is infinate but resources are finite. What's your opinion on this Steve?
Steve: Yeah I'll have a sandwich *walks off*

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Cock-Meat-Sandwich

Sucking Dick basically

Big Bob: Are You Boys Ready for your cock-meat-sandwich
(some time/words pass buy)
Kumar: Damn, his dick smells like shit

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Earth Sandwich

When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich

Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?

Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo

Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo

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hair sandwich

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

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salami sandwich

When a girl is sandwiched between two thirsty guys in the club

"Oh I was Salami Sandwiched by 2 guys - One was whitebread the other was wholemeal, and i was the salami"

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