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The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
The act of masturbating after eating an entire bag of either zesty cheese doritos or cheetos puffs without cleaning the dust off your hands, leavig your penis orange.
"Man I was so horny and hungry last night, gave myself orange shaft!"
He hides from overs. Full Of Shit. And A kinda wired guy.
The action of giving someone/thing such a large amount of spray-tan that people question if you bathed them in the stuff
“look at Sandra, she’s taken an orange bath”
(noun) Synonym of Agent Orange, a chemical used predominantly by the U.S. during the Vietnam war.
Coined by R.E.M. in 1988 in their song “Orange Crush”.
“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush.”
When you spit carrots into a gingers mouth
"Orange Crush? I did that to Pat once."
When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.
Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!