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In the TV show South Park, J-Mart is a parody of Kmart where all of the Poor kids have to shop for clothes. Token Williams, the rich black kid from South Park, wants to shop there to be like a normal kid.
Cartman had to shop at the South Park J-Mart because his mother is a crackwhore and doesn't make much money.
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the only comercial that threatens you in a secret way.
o-o omega mart
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS IN STORE FOR YOUUUUUU
The place where all fat, white people go to worship. Also a place where you will see people riding the "scooter carts" that are made for disabled people just because they are fat.
Also, when you walk through the doors, it makes you want to take a surprisingly huge crap and leave it for the workers when you clog the toilet.
Also, a place most people say is cheap and low-class, yet really has great deals and an awesome amount of item that are extremely random yet some-what cool. But, also has a huge amount of cheap knock-off products that work better than you would think they would.
Another thing, there is always going to be people at wal-mart you will call the "wal-mart enthusiast" or the "hardcore christian" of the shopping world. everyone has at the least one one of these friends. They always go to wal-mart for EVERYTHING and always are talking about it. They also creepily know their way perfectly around at the least one wal-mart. I would have to classify myself as one of these creeps.
Lastly, there are those people who, no matter what would never want to say they went to wal-mart for anything. They LITERALLY would get sick at the idea of saying they went to wal-mart. They think they are much too high class to be seen at wal-mart or just down right despise it. They hate the workers of wal-mart, the people who shop there and, even would hate them-selves if they had to admit to going to wal-mart even once. These people hate it yet know they have been there at-least once.
Person 1 (wal-mart lover): hey man, wanna go to wal-mart? They have everything there for the best prices!
Person 2 (wal-mart hater): -almost vomits in mouth- HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF GOING THERE, GROSS!
Person 3 (neutral to wal-mart): Hey guys, whats the big fight about?
Person 1 THAT GUY OVER THERE... TH- THE WAL-MART.... HATER, THINKS WAL-MART IS TERRIBLE!
Person 3 how about you guys just go to Target for now.....
Pretty much, The place where you could walk in and out with a gun and bag of weed and people would be too fat, or just too tired to care about what you're doing.
Basically The Devil for there is but one devil and that devil is wal mart the one and the only devil
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A store that everyone hates, yet they shop there anyways. See also McDonalds.
Admit it, you shop at Wal-mart too!
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A major department store. Putting K-Mart out of business
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A place for ghetto people to shop. Where every dollar you spend goes back to support ghetto communities in other parts of the world.
I shop at my neighborhood Wal-Mart, and my money goes to support fellow ghetto families in Indonesia and Mexico.
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