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Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"Too Fucking Bad" Clause. You use it when you are trying to do good but the person getting the good dont want it but you will not take "no" for an answer.
I dont want a prenup.
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad
A dude who oddly calls himself retarded names and thinks of himself as a "pimper".
Girl 1: who's that guy?
Girl 2: oh that's flock clause he a pimp
When a guy cums on his partners chin and it drips down ,making a white beard like Santa clause .
Man she was sucking my dick so good I came on her face and gave her the Santa Clause
When you're asked to do something that is either way too difficult or is a BAD idea.
This is the way to back out of it, because it ain't nothing to f with.
Mikey wanted Jason and himself to try skydiving the next day without proper training. Jason knew better so he said "Dude... Wu-Tang Clause "... Mikey thought about it and said.. "Yeah, definitely a bad idea".
The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.
After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.
Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.
“Hey Joey did you read the balls clause?”
“No what did it say?”
“I came to the conclusion; balls”