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the act of calling a mexican sexy, with a lisp.
trying to make the phrase seem sexier.
sexy mexi?
no, sessy messy.
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An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
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After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.
My girl gave me and my buddy messy chopsticks last night.
A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.
OMG, you seen that messy slag over there, shes got 4 dicks in her mang!
The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.
That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!
What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."
she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.
Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?