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god as seen by youtube atheists
User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??
P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE
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Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.
Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!
Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.
Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!
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a word ment to define a female rapist below the age of thirty
Ms. detely is acting like a pink tube monster
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A lame "rap" group full of assholes that arent going to go anywhere.
Have you heard Beautiful Monsters new song?
Oh that was a song?
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A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.
"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"
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when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.
fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.
sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!
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This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.
I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.
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