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Flying Spaghetti Monster

god as seen by youtube atheists

User: salam alaykoum
User 2: hey i hope you stop believing in your flying spaghetti monster and happy burn a quran day
User: wot??

P.S. the video title must be GOD EXISTS PROOF HERE ALIENS MUST SEE

by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015

15๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flying Spaghetti Monster

Something that Athiests masturbate to when regular porn isn't working.

Dammit Terry! I just can't get hard!

Just think about the Flying Spaghetti Monster caressing you with his noodly appendage.

Ohh... oohh... Yes... Bring out the Midgits!

by MasterA113 January 13, 2007

470๐Ÿ‘ 772๐Ÿ‘Ž


pink tube monster

a word ment to define a female rapist below the age of thirty

Ms. detely is acting like a pink tube monster

by frend rone November 13, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beautiful Monster

A lame "rap" group full of assholes that arent going to go anywhere.

Have you heard Beautiful Monsters new song?
Oh that was a song?

by bccweirdie October 5, 2014

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gouch Monster

A Gouch Monster is a girl who suck dick with their teeth, leaving the male subject traumatized about getting head again.
Not to be mistaken for gooch.

"Dude, i can't even walk."
"what? you let the Gouch Monster come over to your house again."
"...yeah"

by NiCKATiNE July 17, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


in-house monster

when a girl always delivers herself to your house for sex and you dont even have to leave the house.

fred: joanne's comin over in a little while.

sid: uhh...ohh...in-house monster!

by viciousk December 10, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cookie Monster Suprise

This occurance is the prolapse of a rectum, the process in which the colon falls out the anus, as someone is eating out the butt. The prolasped colon, in turn 'suprises' the person giving the 'anal oral'.

I was licking this girls butt, and then I got a cookie monster suprise. It was so gross.

by Jon the Dude January 21, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž