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When the first time your Fucking a girl after she sucks your cock she leaves a mark on your Johnson.
Guy: MY MOMS GONNA KILL ME!!!!!
Girl: Why baby?
Guy: YOU GOT MUD ON THE NEW CAR!!!
Girl: How will she know?
Guy: This mark hurts like fuck. Shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my dick.
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When getting out of a vehicle (usually a small car or back of car) and your bum crack is on show.
X: *Gets out of car from back seat*
Y: Your bum cracks hanging out.
X: GOD DAMN! I've got Exiting Car Crack :/
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A phrase said by Caillou when he was mad his toy car loosed a wheel in "Caillou joins the Circus"
Caillou (Mad): Silly old car! Silly! Silly! Silly!
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Car guys are equivalent to horse girls. As car guys get no pussy they are usually attracted to men. Stating that you are a car guy also works as a woman repellent. That is why most car guys have never felt the touch of a woman.
Car guy: I like that car
Lady: oh so you are a homosexual
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A car that would definitely appeal to everybody by looking like a sexy bitch. Cars like Bimmer,Jag,'Cedes,Lambo,Porrie, or Ferrie are sexy ass cars.
Taya-I want to fuck that BMW sooo badly it's a sexy ass car
Non-mechaphile-I agree I want to stick my sexy-ass 10 inch dick in the tailpipe
10 min. later...
Non-mechaphile-*fucks car* Oh baby, this feels so fucking good! I feel so wet and horny while having raunchy sex with this sexy-as-fuck BMW!!!!!!!!!!
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Sex in the back seat of a car.
Let’s have a parked car conversations somewhere dark?
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When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.
oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch
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