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Blowing your brains out; shooting self
Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.
When you do so much cocaine at work that you start masturbating in the bathroom stall.
I started working at Apple and this guy started WALL WOLFING every day at lunch break.
When an old man gets naked and slams his penis against a wall whilst covered in honey
‘I just saw your grandad honeycomb wall whacking
A Russian (or Eastern European) woman hits the "Russian Wall" when she goes from being young and attractive to old and unattractive seemingly overnight.
See also: Hit the Asian Wall
Man, you better get in and out before she hits the Russian Wall!
When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.
"Man I cant believe I Urinal Walled myself, quick grab a papertowel"
A wall in which you spluge/nut on; usually done standing up.
Bro, make sure you don’t lick my spluge wall.
Someone who is attracted to a wall e.g. a shower wall. May attach something that gives them pleasure e.g. a pocket pussy and fucks it in the shower.
This may be due to every time someone asks him to do something he has to grovel
Being defined wall shagger grovel: shag my pocket pussy in the shower because I was made to grovel and not given any sex