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Heavily packed fudge in the urethra of the male partner after anal intercourse.
An apple stem is what you get when you & your male partner slap back door skins. Feces is deposited into the urethra of the male fudge packer (usually during heavy packing). The male fudge packer then tries to urinate but only apple stems come out.
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Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.
'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'
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An awesome punk rock that meets new wave band. They are a very original band and the lead singer has an awesome original voice
You can't drive. You're retard
No one can drive but me
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sumthin really bad happens sumthin that sux so bad and u wish u could take it back
u dirty appled my life man!!backwen u find belly button lint in ur apple coz ur bestie has std's coz u gave ther buttocks a squeeze then they get mad at u coz u ruined ther life.
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When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.
My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.
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A hungry homeless person that runs up to steal the apple after someone uses an distraction apple.
Distraction Apple Bum: OMFG, he's going to use that distraction apple!
Bum: *Bum runs up and steals apple after it hits the floor, then eats it.*
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A device that is used primarily for male masturbation. The warm gooey center gives the penis the same stimulation that a female vagina does. Occasionally, the are also eaten as a dessert.
I’m so horny and hungry today. Gunna get me a McDonald’s apple pie. Better get two though, one to eat the other for my meat.
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