Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

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turd abortion

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.

I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.

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Abortion Tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant

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aborted fetus

removed tampon that is laying on the top of the trash can...

Man! Get your aborted fetus out of the trash!!

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abort kyler

e-boy who thinks he has control over women’s bodies and is homophobic™️

“i would be best friends with a gay person,, do i support it no”
“damn what a # abort kyler move!”

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poop abortion

Removing poop from a rectum and/or colon by use of the fingers or other devices.

I couldn't shit so I stuck my finger up there and gave myself a poop abortion!

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retro abortion

When a parent kills their child AFTER s/he has been born.

Dad: "Tina, if you come home after 11 I'm going to retro abortion your ass!"

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