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Whenever you try and almost succeed, but get promoted to a different position.
Hey, I heard that John made special forces but didn't pass but he got promoted anyways. Yeah looks he caught the case of the Khaos Clause
Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.
“Hey Joey did you read the balls clause?”
“No what did it say?”
“I came to the conclusion; balls”
An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.
I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.
No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?
1st law of memes, stating that one cannot reverse a reverse.
Person one: u gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: *uno reverse card*
Person 2: That is illigal, as stated on the Rubber Clause
By adding EST to any word, increases the level of severity of the word, even if the word already has one EST on it, it can be added an indefinite number of times.
Michael you are the dumbest person alive. Oh yeah chris? Well you are the dumbestEST person alive. - the est clause
When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope
Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.
When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)
Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.