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does this look infected?

Use in an ironical way to make fun of people dumb enough to ask medical advice on the internet

- does this look infected?
- Yes , you will probably die

by Robot-chicken July 15, 2014


Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.

Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection

by Skel July 4, 2024


Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 21, 2020


Gargantos Infection

A mild skin infection caused by a virus named: Gargantoüs.
Symptoms: Fever, Stomach Ache.

I have to go to my doctor because I have Gargantos Infection.

by Singher April 30, 2022


Jizz infection

Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.

Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!

by Golove November 7, 2019


Jizz infection

The annoying odour women get down there is caused by a change in pH balance from semen entering her vagina.

She wont without a condom or she'll have to deal with a fresh jizz infection afterwards.

by Golove November 3, 2019


Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 3, 2019