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the funniest fucking man on the planet.
Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.
The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.
Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.
Someone who comes onto Urban Dictionary and make definitions just to bully people or prove a point. They also like trucks.
Charlotte: I like big trucks and he dissed them so I'm going to make a definition of his name on Urban dictionary.
Holly: You're such a Charlotte Stewart!
Connor Stewart is a boy who smashes only the finest of pussys and turns them into kebabs that not even dogs would eat , he is the centre of the earth and pussy.
Connor Stewart fucked me sooooo good 😍
An old twat who'd rather play with his model trainset than fuck supermodels.
"Rod Stewart is a massive wanker"
1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
rod stewart
Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.
Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003
And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!