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the funniest fucking man on the planet.
Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.
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The amazingly hot and tallented young actress that all men want to bang.
Dude did you see that new Kristen Stewart movie? I would totally tap that shizz.
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Someone who comes onto Urban Dictionary and make definitions just to bully people or prove a point. They also like trucks.
Charlotte: I like big trucks and he dissed them so I'm going to make a definition of his name on Urban dictionary.
Holly: You're such a Charlotte Stewart!
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Connor Stewart is a boy who smashes only the finest of pussys and turns them into kebabs that not even dogs would eat , he is the centre of the earth and pussy.
Connor Stewart fucked me sooooo good 😍
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An old twat who'd rather play with his model trainset than fuck supermodels.
"Rod Stewart is a massive wanker"
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1) 21st century entrepreneur whose failed personal life spawned a successful career in life style television.
2) An act of defecation related revenge. When thoroughly aggravated by a friend or loved one, discreetly remove a towel or sheet from the bottom of their linen closet. Carefully unfold said article, take a hearty steaming shit, refold to conceal fecal surprise, and replace at the bottom of the pile. Typically the "Martha Stewart" is not discovered until the entire closet smells like a Tijuana whorehouse.
1) I hope the SEC violates Martha Stewart in the ass with a lead pipe for her insider trading.
2) The guy working at the GAP was a real asshole so I pulled a "Martha Stewart" on a pair of jeans out on display near the counter he was working. I folded and replaced them, so I hope he has a pleasant smelling afternoon.
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rod stewart
Old as shit, gay ass scottish singer waaaaaaaay past his prime.
Source: Joe Mama, Oct 18, 2003
And yet still better than gnr or iron maiden or motley crue or any such homo-erotic wankage!
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