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Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.
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When you meet a girl you are sexually interested in and start referring to her clitoris as "emails" about 2 weeks out of performing coitus with her. Eventually when you get the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with her you constantly repeat "where is the emails? I've lost the emails, what is a email?" Thus leaving her sexually unsatisfied and wanting more.
Bro I totally gave Sarah The Hilary Clinton last week. I think she wants a Bin-Laden next
Referring to Bill Clinton (42nd President of The United States of America), this is a sexual act where a tube is inserted into a partner's anus and/or vagina and then blown into, at which point the air is expelled from the partner's orifice(s).
I bet Bill hasn't given Hillary a Clinton's saxophone in 30 years.
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The most talented guy on the planet. Better than anyone you can think of. Extremely handsome and into extreme sports like climbing and snowboarding. He's also very intelligent and stunning. Very complimentary and nice. Able to make friends extremely easily. Works out and likes to act, draw, and drum.
This boy was easily worthy of such a Myles Clinton like personality, by being extremely sexy.
America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.
Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!
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Kid: I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton