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The far superior version of rugby, generally much faster and involving far more skill that its counterpart rugby League.
A common myth is that Union players kick too much.
Several players have made a switch to union, realising themselves that its the better version.
wow, i've got all round skills, WTF am i doing in League, time to switch.
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The enjoyable version of Rugby, much more exciting and faster than Rugby Union, which is basically a kick-and-rush sport.
Unfortunately in Halifax, we have a Rugby League team who get all the press and money over the local football team and are supported by Bell Ends who diminish the enjoyment of the game for everyone else.
"If you hate the fuckin' Blue Sox, clap yer hands!" - Halifax Town fans/any League fan with sense
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A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.
To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...
Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as fat over there.
If you see a long spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.
at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings
the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting
Rugby league, the game played in hell.
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A rugby union defect. A game in which each team is allowed 6 tackles before turnover and noone ever passes to anyone farther than a feet away from them because it is too "risky". When you get tackled, u must squirm like ur balls just got cut lose. When there is a scrum, the two teams binds with their head hanging in shame. During lineouts...oh wait, what lineout!? After all, rugby is known as RUGBY FOOTBALL, but wait again, leaguers don't know how to kick, hence a 40/20 rule was developed to promote the use of the boot.
To sum it all up, it is so retarded, it might as well be called american football.
Say what!? Those leaguers thinks they can take on the ALL BLACKS...
Leaguers, they have a funny way of saying things, muscle is apparently known as speed over there.
If you see a spin pass or a drop goal, then it isn't league.
at this rate 'Dem leaguers might as well strapp'on helmets and paddings
the only reason league is getting thumbs up in urb dict is cause those in union have a life and don't waste night and day voting
Rugby league, the game played in hell.
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Rugby League: The true religion
Satan: Curse those Rugby league men. They are just too tough. With St Andy Farrel commanding gods chosen people, how can i have dominion over the world???? These weak union Folk are no good to me. AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGG
God: Ah Satan. Will you never learn? Union folk are weak and that is why you have command over those lesser people.
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Officially the best indoor sport...ever! Played on your knees with small teams, the aim...to get past the other team to the opposite end of the living room. Things can turn especially violent so you have to be a hard ass to play it. Lets just say the telly and breakable ornaments can sometimes get in the way.
"Hey, Jim, fancy a game of knee rugby?"
"No thanks, my spine still hasnt healed from the last time."
"Ted?"
"Neh, I woldn't be much use seeing as I can only see through one eye."
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Game in which 2 teams of 15 men spend 80 minutes grinding their faces into the floor oblivious to the fact a ball is even on the pitch. A game first depicted in cave paintings depicting cavemen grappling over the last moose skull. A sport adored by posh people who for some reason appreciate the sight of 30 men slowly moving around the pitch in a muddy heap for 80 minutes. Many rugby union players have faces sponsored by King Edward Potatoes and arses sponsored by Eton College. Any action which could be described as remotely athletic is rarely seen in Rugby Union.
When getting bored watching Rugby Union, entertain yourself by dreaming of a sport where they actually play rugby. See: Rugby League.
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