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An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.
So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."
A sheet of tissue rolled into a cylindrical shape and used similar in function to a pipe cleaner to remove debris from the nose.
Please stop leaving your booger drills all over the nightstand.
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A booger at the top of your nostril that you can't blow out, that aggravates you till no end;a motherfucker that you can't do nothing with
That skine-booger owes thirty five motherfucking dollar if he don't pay me by next Friday I'm taking him off the map!
A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.
Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.
The Yelper Special! Basically what you give to any Yelpers reviewing your restaurant.
Guy: do you want to go to that restaurant that just opened up?
Friend (who is a Yelper): no thanks, it didn't taste good when I reviewed it
Guy: well did you tell them you are a Yelper?
Friend: yes?
Guy: then they gave you boogers and cum
a male or female who is always hanging around and easy to find
man..look at these street boogers at the corner