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Having sex with someone using something other then a condom to stop the sperm.
I want to try to do some Brazilian rubber tonight.
When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks
Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore
When you're fucking a girl, and you put your balls in her asshole.
I gave that bitch a sweaty brazilian
Your Australian white girl, in Brazil. Still cool but on other side of world. Best friend you could ask for and whiter than neon. Visco Queen. Love n miss u g
Hey I'm Nat, so your Brazilian White?
A woman bends her legs backwards and stretches them back over her shoulders, while her boyfriend mounts her like a slay and then rides her down the stairs with her chin hitting every step.
Possible side effects: broken jaw, random yoda-like sounds
"Hey Tina, did you hear what Chet did to Amanda?"
"No, girl what?!"
"He whispered 'you are in for a treat you are' and then gave her a Brazilian stairfall"
"Omg girl no way? Im jealousssss."
Possessing a hairless genital region while being the top in a 69
marcelo was the flying brazilian in his 69 with The Lady
When a person has an absolute batshit crazy reaction to a totally reasonable request for responsibility or disdain and disgust towards a reminder.
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Morning Sir Noel, did you sleep well?"
Sir Noel: "Hey, morning. Yeah it was alright, still a bit groggy... Oh by the way, do you mind just shutting the fan off downstairs before you head to sleep? Just trying to keep the electric bill down as much as possible, plus it's noisy and I'm a light sleeper."
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "What? Seriously? FINE! I'll never run the fucking fan ever fucking again! You know what? This is fucking ridiculous you are a fucking spy!!! YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING CIA and you are SPYING ON ME! YOU'RE IN THE MAFIA!!! Why am I bleeding you DRY? I WILL GO RIGHT NOW TO THE ATM AND GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! That's all you want!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY!!! I will never even dream about using the fan again! I'm calling my sister right now to pick me up! Fuck you and your fucking fan! All you ever care about is FANS!!!! ONLY FANS!!!!"
Sir Noel: "Take it easy eh, what's with this Brazilian attitude at 6am?"
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Don't 6am me!!! It's fucking 5:58am! You think I am stupid now? I don't know how to read clocks???? My family invented clocks!!!"