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A Girl who charges sex by the mile.
$10 Per Mile.
M/S + M = T
Then
T(N) = $10(N)
M = One mile in feet
S = Size of manhood (In inches)
T = Total amount of thrusts per mile
N = Number of miles
Ex.1
5280/8 + 5280 = 5940
Then
5940(1) = $10(1)
5940 = $10
So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10
Ex.2
5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984
Then
5984(2) = $10(2)
11968 = $20
If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
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when you have no lube and you go into the refrigerator and put a big glob of butter on your cock. you then stick your cock in the ass therefore giving that bitch The Taxi Cab
my girl was on her period last night and i needed to bust a nut off. i decided to fuck her the ass but we had no lube so i greased up my cock with butter giving her the taxi cab
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A limosuine with a group of young, but legal aged, females riding with a group of older males who paid for the limo and drinks, but not to get laid, just as a friendly gesture.
Guy at bar, "Did you drive here?"
Girl at bar, "No, I came with my girlfriends in that slut taxi!"
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The efficient transportation of bodily fluids from one location to another.
Dude, I used her like a German Taxi last night!
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The Itallian translation for the phrase "Cabs are here". Originating at the Jersey Shore it is now used in Florence Italy to allow congregation of people that the cabs have arrived.
"TAXI SONO QUI! lets go to the club!
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A police car. Often used as an euphemism for being arrested for domestic violence.
"Steve? He's not around today. His wife called him a black and white taxi."
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A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.
I saw your Sister getting fucked by the fake taxi man in the back of his black cab
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