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gay straight man

See metrosexual(which is often misspelled as meterosexual).

Carrie: The gay straight man was a new strain of heterosexual males spawned in Manhattan as a result of overexposure to fashion, exotic cuisine, musical theater, and antique furniture.

Samantha: Well, hopefully he's a gay straight man, which means he's straight, with a lot of great gay qualities.

--Definition taken from "Sex and the City" episode "Oh Come, All Ye Faithful" (1998)

Charolette: I am so confused, is he gay or is he straight?
Carrie: Well it's not that simple anymore, the real question is, is he a straight gay man or is he a gay straight man?

by GodsJesus January 11, 2006

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Im straight

Im straight A word big heads David and Jeff use especially when there at Dillions working!!!

David::YO Jeff wanna go get shoppin carts.
Jeff: Naw big head I'm straight
David:aiite you thinkin bout Sabrina huh??
Jeff:: yeah I'm Gay

by Maria December 31, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Straight Pressure

To be in a societal situation where in fear of not being accepted pretend to be straight when you are actually gay.

"Dude there was so much straight pressure in High-School"

by CesnaSegan June 10, 2020

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Straight As An Arrow

When you think you're okay to drive after putting down a six-pack by yourself, when in actuality, you are not

Me: Are you alright to drive?
You: Yeah, bitch, I'm straight as an arrow. Get off my back.

by Usednames January 15, 2016

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straight gay

A broad insult designed to trigger and confuse a liberal opponent.

Fuck up you straight gay

by Dallyissmelly January 16, 2018

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Super Straight

A term used to express sexuality towards those with the xx chromosome and not the xy. Men who are only attracted to women born women.

Noob: Hey bro! You see Joey, shes hot! Do you find her attracitve?
Me: Was she born with the xx chromosome, was she born a he?
Noob: Yes
Me: Then no, I am super straight.

by DogWaterSpeaksLogicalPoop March 5, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


straight crazy turdfucker

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

Iโ€™m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorianโ€™s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

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