Instant Potatoes Baby

A baby whose pasty complexion, misplaced eyes, and odd proportions indicate that they were the offspring of a father whose sperm was weak and watery and chunky, not entirely unlike the consistency of instant potatoes.

Holy shit, did you see that kid? Classic case of instant potatoes baby...with a dad like his, didn't stand a chance. Poor thing.

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Meat and Potatoes - Girl

When a really hot chick, doesnt realize she is hot, doesnt act like she is hot, and doesnt always dress like she is hot. - But there is no doubt she is hot.

This red hair girl at my office is so hot looking, but she acts like such a meat and potatoes - Girl.

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baked potato

(noun) Increasing the worth of something good, specifically, another noun.

"Today is beautiful."
"A baked potato! There's a party tonight!"
or
"That girl is really smart."
"I'd have to say she's baked potato. Look how hot she is!

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Twice Baked Potato

Freezing a piece of feces, so it will be hard, like a dildo. The frozen piece of feces is inserted into the sexual partner's anus, like a dildo. This is known as space docking. Once the piece of frozen feces is completely inserted into the anus, it is pooped out onto the other sexual partner. It is a piece of feces that is being pooped twice. Hence the name Twice Baked Potato

Bob took the frozen piece of crap out of the freezer, and put it in Jerry's booty hole. Jerry responded by crapping the crap onto Bob's tits. Jerry turned that space docking into a twice baked potato.

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California potato chips

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

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Mr. Potato Head

The latest victim of cancel culture

Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!

Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED

Little Kid: *Cries*

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Pounding Potato Sack

(V.) it is when a man dips his sack into a woman's mouth repetively. Causing the woman to choke, gag or sometimes, maybe even cause death.

If lucy was a sleep right now woooo weeee would i give her a Pounding Potato Sack .
Tom: mike was getting a shower so i grabbed his girlfriend cindy and gave her a fucking Pounding Potato Sack!
Jon: NUT UH GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE?!
Tom: yeah no lie.
Jon: Well where is she at now?
Tom: The bottom of an ocean.

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