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Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out
"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"
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A saying that is used around the construction of data centres when there isn't really anything else to say
The client wants these chiller pipes installed and all I can do is stand here with golden syrup running down my legs.
"What's that cheeky grin you got on your face mate, you look like you have golden syrup running down your legs"
it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.
A man trying to have sex with an R.N.
Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.
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The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.
How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???
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When you are having a shower with a loved one and one gets on their knees to receive urine over their body and in one’s mouth
Babe I thinks it’s time…
Are you sure you are ready for a jacks golden shower
Yes piss all over me
The perfect blowjob. Not to be confused with the golden ratio
“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night”