When you rub your dick against a lamppost in the middle of winter and your tip gets stuck yo the pole.
I did a dirty hefin last night.
When a couple has sex right after at least one of them just came home without getting a chance to take a shower. Dirty only meaning sweaty, but if you have a boob, stomach, penis, balls, vagina, ass, or foot fetish, then it’s just a sweaty domination, don’t forget not to mix the 2.
Marigold: Honey I’m home! Ahhh… what are you doing???
Hey!
Ohhh
Ahhh
Ooh yeah daddy…
*Sweaty testicle banging on sweaty pussy* ooooOoOOooOoh Daddy harder faster better stronger. Dirty domination daddy oooOoOoooOooOOooOoh daddy yes.
A man who takes any opportunity to fuck someone with P, Z, M, or S as there name and proceeds to fuck the shit out of them in every hole possible including the bellybutton. Until they give there partner a body shaking orgasam.
Damn, I want to be in a dirty riley orgy tonight.
When you go for someone else’s girl but say you didn’t do anything but really want her and you think she wants you back but she really just wants to be friends. Then you shit in her mouth while being the sneaky link one night and she yells and never talks to you again. Then gives you drunk head in the back on a fiat Uno until your dick falls off and never can have sex again.
Last night I had a dirty Riley by accident while playing silly games
The act in which a man puts a vibrating toothbrush up his partners ass and proceeds to brush his teeth with it.
After eating a girl out i needed a mouth cleaning so i did the dirty toothbrush.
Blowing and trapping air into anything with a vagina
Big Uncle rob was telling me about how he dirty Sweeney’d this preteen last weekend