Nuke gook

A term referring to the infamous Kim Jong-un of North Korea.

Person 1: Why do I keep hearing about nuke threats on the news?

Person 2: Oh, it might just be that nuke gook at it again with his nuke threats.

Person 1: Oh, false alarm.

Shit Nuked

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.

dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.

Water nuke

When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud

Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub

textually nuked

To recieve so many texts that your inbox is filled and you need to delete messages just to recieve even more messages that in turn instantly fill your inbox the second old messages are deleted. All from the same person, usually taking place within a matter of a few minutes.

person one: hey wats up?!
person one: ...
person one: ...
person one: WHY DONT YOU ANSWER?!
person one: ...!!!
person one: do you hate me now?
person one: why are you ignoring meeeeee?!
person one: im sooo boredd.
person one: talllkkkk to meee
person one: why must you not talk to meee
person one: is it because im fat?
person one: all i've had to eat today was a tic-tac, im losing weight i promise
person one: ...
person one: what are you doin?
person one: are you there?
person one: are you even listening to me?
<INBOX FULL>
(all within the space of about 5 minutes)

person two: awww comee onnnnnn
<deletes entire inbox>

person one: (similar reapeats self word for word with a few more "..." texts, some creativly using exlcamation marks throughout)

<INBOX FULL>

(this is when you know you have been textually nuked)

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Tactical Nuke

When you're pounding a chick from behind and right before you cum yell "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING" in a Russian accent then ram your cock up her ass surprising her and claiming victory.

Johhny: "I gave Rachel a tactical nuke last night she got fucking pissed and still can't walk right!"
Peter: "High five bro!"

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Nuke Town

The map everyone wants to play in CoD Black Opps rarely occurs but when the the Choice is Nuke Town pubescent teens jizz their pants. Most frequent guns used on this map are the Famas, Ak-47 Ak-74u and the Commando because noobs cant use any other gun then those four to get high kill streaks. Every time a chopper gunner is used in Nuke Town a small African Child dies from hunger when you lazy mother fuckers camp for it.

Nuke Town 24-7 is when the shit goes down if you find your friends after the weekend. If they smell like shit and have sweat under their arms you know one thing they were busy Jerking off and playing 24-7 Nuke Town at the same time for the whole weekend.

Nuke Town is the leading cause of Obesity and Erectile Dysfunction in America

Ryan: Ohhhhhhhh holy shit holy shit its Nuke Town FAPFAPFAPFAP

Richard: Calm down its only a game

Ryan: Wtf are you talking about bro i am super serious about this game if we don't win we will all die

Richard: What ever you say

"Nuke Town gets vetoed"

Ryan Noooooooo My life is over FUCKKKKKKK i Hate my life Bang* Bang* thud

Matt: Hey you want to go out drinking tonight and Bang my hot girlfriend Frank ?

Frank: no i cant 24-7 Nuke Town is during this weekend and I am not going to leave my seat for three days Faping to it while i use my famas

Matt: Ok brother i guess more secks for me

Billy: Arrrrrrg i hate this 15th prestige no life with the gold famas hes ruining my fapping time with Nuketown

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Nuke the Fridge

Take a massive and intestinal destroying shit in the fridge, like, Pringles can sized shit in the fridge

Dave just had to Nuke the Fridge in my apartment

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