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A measurement device used by gynecologists around the world: take a compass, stick it in, and if she says nothing after it hits 69 degrees then she is healthy.
I just visited the gynecologist the other day. She used the 69 Degree Penetrator and I measured only 42.0 degrees... I guess I'm not that quality
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It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm
Wow... whenever i have bum sex with my gf it it feels so warm, 3 degrees warmer to be exzact.
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Essentially a 'burn' about a burn (e.g. sunburn) that was mentioned in a particular episode of the ever-popular That 70's Show (see burn).
Jackie: Gee, I wish there was someone to help me put sunscreen on my body (hints Hyde).
Hyde: Good idea because sunburn could quickly lead to skin peeling.
Kelso: Aww man. That's a burn about a burn. That's like a second-degree burn!
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when you get coffee poured on you and you suffer from a stained shirt, phyical burn, and emotional scars. known to wake people up.
Joe gave me such a fourth degree burn yesterday morning.
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Most bitches have even the smallest little gut, but some bitches have a gut, love handles AND back fat, furthermore known as the 360 degree gut. A gut that covers the full circumfrence of the bitches mid drift.
That bitch has so much flab, she's got the 360 degree gut!
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The phenomenon that everyone is connected to everyone in some way.
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Expensive, luxury cars that are usually driven by educated professionals with advanced graduate degrees such as JDs, MDs, PhDs, DDS etc.
- Mercedes Benz
- BMW
- Porsche
- Audi
- Lexus
- Graduate Degree Cars
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