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a pencil cock is when your cock is so thin its just like a pencil.
guy 1: hey so what's with you cock why does it look like a pencil?
guy 2: because i have a pencil cock.
guy 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis
James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"
1. when your sharpener eats up your pencil
2. when skinny people have sex
electric pencil sharpeners are great because you can reduce the risk of pencil fuck
usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico
"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"
Someone who approves documents without actually knowing or reviewing what it is that is being approved.
“You’re signing that document without reading it? Wow, what a pencil whipper”
When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.
G: "You ready for this Latin test?"
J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"
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a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.
he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.
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