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- An awesome name for a mobile app that Urban Dictionary editors won't approve simply because they suck ass.
- An awesomely fun mobile app for lottery players that accepts any string (aka noodle) and gives you numbers for the lottery 6/49, LottoMax and Powerball numbers based on your noodle (and) your GPS location.
John: Hey, give me some lucky numbers to play the lottery tonite.
Joe: Why don't you download "Lotto Noodle"? It'll give you numbers for anything aka noodle you'd like.
John: Like what I had for breakfast? or who I had sex with last?
Joe: Sure, it also gives you numbers based on your noodle combined with your GPS location so that it's unique to you.
A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
A group of Asian Males aka too much noodle.
Man, that LAN party was a total noodle market.
a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick
a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
Asking the real questions. NOT jacking off!
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.
*First Date*
Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.
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To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development
Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab
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The act of drinking a beer at a rapid pace through a pool noodle. It is similar to the concept of a "beer bong" but obviously more fun hence the name FUNoodle
"let's bong some beers!"
"we can't because we don't have a beer bong!"
"that's okay, we have a noodle. We can do some Fu-noodling!!!"