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A right of passage for boys in both the Netherlands and Pennsylvania, a Dutch Cucumber is when a boy rails their friends mom in the ass while she continuously farts on his dick in order to be considered a man by their community.
I am now a man because I got the Dutch Cucumber from Jake's mom last night.
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When one's breasts are shaped like Cucumbers. They are long, hard, and green. I want to put them on a sandwich. Or In a salad. Yum.
Hey Zack! NICE CUCUMBER TITS!
"Thanks"
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Someone with a normal temperature, ie, not a fever.
Kid: "I think I might have a fever... I'm really feeling sick."
Kid's mom: "Let me feel your forehead." (pause) "Nope, cool as a cucumber."
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look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons
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"I tried to give her the beef cucumber, but her bacon trench was all dried out and full of sand."
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1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.
Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.
2. An insulting name for a posh person
3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."
2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"
3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
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Similar to finger blasting a girl, but with a cucumber.
I bought one of those 14 inch cucumbers from Whole Foods and was cucumber blasting the shit out of that girl.
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