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After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.
"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.
After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet
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A party where there are only guys in attendance
Where are all the chicks? This is a total helmet party.
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Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose.
Lay down with your head off the side of the bed so I can give you the viking helmet.
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A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.
look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.
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Describes a penis which has a very short shaft, and appears to be dominated by the glans, or "helmet."
Jimmy and I hooked up last night, but it was pretty disappointing. He was all helmet.
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When one removes his penis from an ass and finds fecal matter attached to the head of his penis.
When Sarah asked me to fuck her in the ass, I didn't realize it was an invitation for a shit helmet. I guess I found out the hard way.
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A hairstyle pertaining to scene kids. Styles usually range from scene mullets and some 'emo bangs'.
LOLZ OMFG HI: like omfg i so luh yer new hair babez
ROFLSOFL BRAD: MAH NEW SCENE HELMETTT ROFFLLLL
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