pen fifteen

a trick played on girls who are sweet, oblivious, innocent girls. a mean girl will ask them to join the pen club. she says"i'm pen 13, she's pen 14, and we want you to be pen 15. the girl, oblivious as she is, says ok! then the mean girl writes PEN15 or PENIS on the girl's hand.

that girl who played the pen fifteen trick is SO evil!!!!

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Pen 15

a great club

im in the pen 15 club

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gel pen

A writing utensil containing "gel" ink, which resembles a liquidy paint that can be applied to almost any surface and comes in every possible color you can imagine from metallic orange, to sparkly purple, to glow-in-the-dark green. This newest and greatest pen technology is comfortable to use because it requires little hand pressure, but often the ink takes a bit long to dry.
Gel pen manufacturers include: Marvy, Sanford, Zebra, Pilot, and Sakura.

Signing my mortgage was so much more fun with a iridescent blue gel pen.

Any true pen slut owns at least ten different gel pens.

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it said pens

used when posting on internet forums, it is a way to ensure that your replies (and subsequently your reputation) dont fall victim to the dreaded post edit.

Original post: Who is your favorite actor?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt
Reply 2: It said pens. Matt Damon

Edited post: Which actor do you have sexual fantasies about on a regular basis?
Reply 1: Brad Pitt (now self incriminated)
Reply 2: It said pens. Matt Damon (dignity has been saved)

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Red Pen

Code word for a period, used amongst girls as secret code.

I just got my red pen
I just got my period

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Juicy Pen

The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondary brain at times.
Dick, cock, penis.

Suck my Juicy Pen, honey.

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Mug of Pens

The coffee mug (for pens). The first mug made specifically to cart, carry and caddy pens. Small pens, large pens, markers, the Mug of Pens carries it all! (Not intended for use with pencils.)
Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.

Boss: "If I don't sign this contract in the next five minutes, this company's doomed! Get me a pen Hastings!"
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."

(Later)
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."

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