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velvet coinpurse

The freshly shaved scrotum.

Feel that sack, it feels like a velvet coinpurse.

by Boomer0404 July 7, 2017


velvet yeti

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.

"How'd you get that rash?" "I was attacked by a velvet yeti last night."

by ClamBake1 April 4, 2017


velvet devotion

A drink that a fruity man orders at the coffee stand

You know how sweet I like it, I need that velvet devotion

by Ferralbudgoblin June 16, 2023


Velvet Triangle

Busting a nut down a girl's throat, in her vag, and in her ass in the same day

We have a great day together, she received the Velvet Triangle Award!

by Pohnjarker February 28, 2023


Velvet Cantina

Pet name for a Mexican vagina.

Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.

by dirtylarry September 3, 2009


Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 15, 2016


Velvet Cheerio

The anus of a hairless Sphinx breed cat .

You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? It’s like that. But when they sit down, Sphinx Cats have no fur to prevent their Velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print

by KnifeKnut September 22, 2021